“I want my life back! I want my dog back! Who’s in charge around here, anyway?”
A pointless, screeching whine. I admit it. But who the hell is in charge around here anyway, who would trap us all in this prison of...
I Bought a Banana
Last week, among other things, I bought a banana. A single, slightly green, semi-smallish banana. Which should have been the end of it,...